So I just read about this shit that went down awhile back with some fucked up 11 year old girl named ‘Jessi Slaughter’. Let me just say this; that girl was fucked right up. I don’t know any 11 year old girl that goes around claiming she ‘fucks until she bleeds’ or ‘parties until she passes out on the floor’. Like what the hell was wrong with this girls parents? Letting her make a fool of herself on the Internet like that. Not to mention her claims of being raped by Davhie Vanity. (sorry if I spelt his name wrong). That’s just psychotic and sick as fuck! Then she says that she’s having Andy Sixx’s baby? LOL girl, you’re a damn joke. You’re fucking 11!! Then she rants on about all her ‘haters’ and how she’d like to ‘pop a glock in their mouth and make a brain slushie’. I couldn’t believe the words coming out of this kids mouth. I mean, seriously, why do you think you have haters? You’re trying to be somebody you’re not! Like, c’mon, you’re not a fucking scene queen, you are not the hottest thing that’s ever lived -and my personal opinion is that you’re not even hot in any way, inside or out- gosh! Like, you are not fucking perfect, no one is, so don’t be so damn ignorant and full of yourself. Look where it’s gotten you? I mean, you post photos of yourself in skimpy ass prostitute approved clothing all over the Internet. You’re a giant skank. A whore, a hoe, a tramp, a slut, a dirty bitch. That’s what you are. I don’t care if you’ve apologized. I study human behavior in university and you haven’t changed one bit since the very first YouTube video you posted. You think this is all a big fucking joke. Reality is you are nothing but an attention seeking slut. Grow the fuck up one day and stop lying to everyone. Especially on national television! You drove your very own parents -who born and raised you- to insanity! How does that make you feel knowing where they are right now is your fault? Huh, knowing your actions caused this?! You. Are. Crazy. Get help, you are clearly suffering from a serious mental problem. Lastly, I just want to say that it’s people like you that give other responsible and mature kids a bad name. You need to be locked away for life you psycho bitch.

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So I have to admit I hate the new Tumblr app for iPhone. I sat here for two hours trying to think of a URL, meanwhile the app is telling they’re all used already. So I sign into Tumblr on Safari and SURPRISE!, none of them were even used.